HodgesReport.comConstantly Reporting on TMZ Reporter Max Hodges

TMZ’s fan favorite celebrity news super sleuth MAX HODGES spent the weekend soul searching at Jokhang Temple in Lhasa, Tibet. An excerpt from Hodges’ bright pink diary of discovery reads “This place is killin’ … I can’t believe Brad Pitt got to live here for seven years. I wish I coulda filmed him walking to his car in these hills.” When granted an audience with His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama, sources say Hodges continually steered the conversation, demanding “… but what would you do if you saw Susan Sarandon shopping for groceries?!” Without surfing, celebrity news, or surfing the web for celebrity news, Hodges found himself with more time than ever before to spend brushing his hair.

Recent reports suggest that TMZ fan favorite MAX HODGES may be having a hard time handling the stress of being Hollywood’s most dim-witted non-news reporter. It’s been suggested by some that Hodges is unable to detach himself from his work when he leaves the office, constantly offering up meaningless narration of what’s going on around him. “Max just needs to relax somehow,” says a coworker speaking on the condition of anonymity, “I mean, there’s usually nothing newsworthy about the checkout line at Vons, but he can’t stop reporting on it. He’s like, I got this guy in front of me at Vons, and the dude is totally losing his hair. It does NOT look good. But the best part is he’s got like, 5 packages of these huge steaks… I mean, the dude is grillin!” This non-stop non-news reporting has landed Hodges in hot water in places like the gym, the movie theater, and public restrooms.

Shown above, a woman confronts Max Hodges in a coffee shop, demanding to know why he’s verbalizing every little thing that transpires. She refutes part of Hodges’ report on her caramel latte order, saying “There’s nothing wrong with this blouse, you idiot.”

We occasionally get messages from people who’ve seen TMZ’s MAX HODGES somewhere other than their TV screens. Celia shared this touching story with us recently, and we’ve been meaning to pass it on. It’s a heartwarming tale of Hodges at a dentist visit, where he may or may not have introduced himself as “Max Hodges from the show TMZ.”

Celia G writes:
Met Max at my dentists’ office. He’s well liked, well regarded, and very sweet with & to the staff. I had no idea who he was & thought he was just another cute client til he (w/very good manners) introduced himself and indicated his Job description- huh??? “No Way!” I said, and observed he’s the polar-opposite of being the self-described air-head on TV he claims to be. He was good-natured at my shockingly-forward rave about how cute I thought was -to his face, and smilingly tolerated my over-the-top enthusiasm about he “looks better in person” babbling too. Sigh, This guy’s a Tall, Healthy, Dreamboat if I ever met one (Great Eyes, Wow Smile!) and I hope his good humor, attitude and intellect take him wherever he wants to go in this life . . . Sure wish I was the Lady he’s lookin’ for when its time to settle down. . . maybe teach to surf into the endless summer with, whewww . . . what a nice guy. ; )

P.S. … yeah Max, thats me, that short, fat, homely, over-the-hill latina lady u met when u were in San Clemente w/a friend in Jan. Sorry if I embarrased u when we met.

This is a visual guess of what it must have been like to see Hodges in the dentist’s waiting room.
By the time we got there, slippery Max had escaped.

Gaining notoriety as “that one dude from TMZ,” MAX HODGES was sighted at the Tony Alva skate shop in LA attending the Pnut X Alva Art Show. Sources tell LTPA they were unable to obtain photographic evidence of Hodges’ attendance because he spent the majority of the evening in the bathroom. However, his appearance at the art show is independently corroborated on the ESPN Skateboarding Website.

Despite several months without an update on HodgesReport, MAX HODGES’ simple-minded stupidness has continued to draw people from all over the world to the LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org website. With no new postings from 1/10/08-3/29/09 (due mostly to legal uncertainties which we’ve now resolved by moving our offices to Guatamala) the world’s demand for more Hodges has never been higher. LTPA is thrilled to continue being your #1 source for Max Hodges non-news and non-info.

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TMZ’s MAX HODGES has announced plans to release an album of his favorite classical trumpet fugues. The album is being recorded in the Serbian city of Guča, where Hodges has become an international sensation at the yearly Guča Trumpet Festival. Sources close to the project say production has been slowed due to Max’s uncontrollable weeping while trying to play Reisner’s Polka and Fugue. When reached for comment about the album, Hodges said “my trumpet is like a part of my body… and I was born to blow it.”