Here at LTPA, it’s a sad fact of life that people in some parts of the world are not as interested in MAX HODGES non-news as people in other locations. For example, we get plenty of visitors from the Philippines every day, but Hawaiians logging on are fairly rare. Over the weekend, however, anonymous sources revealed that TMZ Kingpin Harvey Levin and/or one of his lowly henchmen likely took time away from a beautiful Hawaiian vacation to catch up on the very latest Max Hodges non-news and disinformation at HodgesReport.com. An independent check of recent visitors to the site verifies that Waimanalo, Hawaii did indeed log on to HodgesReport.com during the the specified time period. At worst, this is quite a coincidence.
… we’re just sayin.
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After narrowly missing out on the “World’s Sexiest Man” title and his eventual disqualification from the “World’s Cutest Baby” competition, MAX HODGES has popped up on a Fancast blog posting entitled “10 Sexy Stars Who Heat Up Summer TV, Including Max Hodges.” Not only does Hodges’ name appear in the title of the post, but his write up is nearly three times as wordy as the other nine people. He also appears to be the only one who granted Fancast an interview… we find this very interesting. After some brief gushing over the genius of Harvey Levin, the interviewer addresses Hodges’ thoughts on LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org:
“He is aware of some websites* that follow his every move and on-air utterance but doesn’t take them seriously. ‘I try not to look at that stuff,’ he says. ‘I just try to live my life.’
This is a bit of a contrast from when Hodges told LTPA in October “I THINK THE SITE IS FUNNY.” The sensible follow up questions that come to mind are “Wouldn’t you expect a similar statement from the people TMZ constantly bothers about non-newsworthy events?” and “How do you reconcile that?” Of course the interviewer foregoes any followup, but seriously Hodges, how DO you reconcile that? That’s pretty much the point of this silly website and it sounds like you’re awful close to a breakthrough here!
A screenshot of a past correspondence from Hodges to LTPA via Myspace.com
*”Some websites?” Are there other websites devoted to reporting on Max Hodges that we’ve missed thus far? info@leavethesepeoplealone.org
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Despite several months without an update on HodgesReport, MAX HODGES’ simple-minded stupidness has continued to draw people from all over the world to the LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org website. With no new postings from 1/10/08-3/29/09 (due mostly to legal uncertainties which we’ve now resolved by moving our offices to Guatamala) the world’s demand for more Hodges has never been higher. LTPA is thrilled to continue being your #1 source for Max Hodges non-news and non-info.
A map of the most recent parts of the world to log on to HodgesReport.com.
**Attention person in Ridayh, Saudi Arabia: Is this site really not banned in Saudi Arabia? info@LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org
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Today TMZ’s MAX HODGES unveiled his latest invention, the Scan N Tan. Tired of seeing sickly people without a desirable toasty bronze hue, Hodges has created a revolutionary MRI Machine/Tanning Bed. In a statement to the media, Hodges proclaimed “My machine could potentially help diagnose the very same cancer it causes!”
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TMZ’s MAX HODGES has announced plans to release an album of his favorite classical trumpet fugues. The album is being recorded in the Serbian city of Guča, where Hodges has become an international sensation at the yearly Guča Trumpet Festival. Sources close to the project say production has been slowed due to Max’s uncontrollable weeping while trying to play Reisner’s Polka and Fugue. When reached for comment about the album, Hodges said “my trumpet is like a part of my body… and I was born to blow it.”
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Last week TMZ’s MAX HODGES applied for an internship at HodgesReport.com. Most people may not have taken this seriously, but as you know by now, we don’t joke around about Max Hodges. LTPA has tallied the votes for and against hiring Hodges as an intern. 54% of voters believe we should hire Hodges, while only 46% believe we should not. In the spirit of democracy, LTPA is offering Max Hodges a position as Assistant to Gus. Duties will include, but are not limited to, attending LTPA staff meetings about how to best ridicule Max Hodges and photoshopping compromising pictures of Max Hodges. You will be compensated with school credit and $15/week. Let us know if you want the job, Hodges. Balding Lisping is hoping you don’t take it so he can apply. Info@LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org
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