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Just when you think MAX HODGES’ reporting had exceded the highest expectations of todays pure and relevant journalism, he goes and breaks a HUGE story that leaves us with our jaws on the floor in amazement. This time it was 15 year old Miley Cyrus, stopping by a nail salon in Los Angeles. On September 30th MAX was hot on her young tail as young Cyrus left the salon. When his TMZ photags questioned her about who she’ll vote for, Miley earnestly responded that she’s 15 and can’t vote. Some might think it’s strange or even wrong for 27 year old MAX HODGES to constantly follow and photograph this 15 year old girl, but hold it… wait just a minute… it’s OKAY! As Hodges exclaimed on the national broadcast of TMZ today, he thought she was 14!

From Left: Hodges in Zorro shirt, Hodges in full blown Zorro costume.


MAX HODGES showed up at Harvey Levin’s TMZ office today wearing a Zorro costume his mommy made for him. After a lengthy and heated debate with Harvey, HODGES agreed to take the mask off for the shooting of todays TMZs episode. Once filming had finished, we’re told he put the mask back on and immediately began playing swords with Harvey Levin… which of course means they fondled each others penises.

It appears the HODGES Laundry Cycle has once again come full circle. MAX sported his brown button-up short-sleeve tonight on TMZ. Typically the go-to shirt when there’s big news to break, “ole’ brownie” is becoming a legendary indicator that HODGES has must-know celebrity news in store for us. Whether it’s Peter Fonda at the airport or Matthew McConaughey at the beach, when MAX brings out ole’ brownie (the day after laundry day) we’ve come to expect greatness! Thanks for delivering, HODGES!

MAX HODGES and Ole’ Brownie make a group of women feel uncomfortable.

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MAX HODGES uses the Myspace handle “Pretty Vacant.”

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A photo has surfaced showing MAX HODGES engaging in a sex act with a male TMZ coworker presumed to be his boyfriend. The coworker added the caption “Max is queer.” This confirms what was already suspected, and we couldn’t be happier, gayer if you will, for our favorite TMZ presenter.

HODGES, likely insecure over this public declaration, quickly retorted with “yeah’ but your the with the AIDS now.” What he meant to say was “Yeah, but you’re the one with the AIDS now.” (corrections italicized) The staff at the Burbank Big Boy has confirmed HODGES has an incredibly difficult time conveying basic ideas and grasping simple concepts, which explains his three errors in eight words. At present MAX either 1) has AIDS, in which case he has our full support, or 2) believes the spread of AIDS is a hilarious punchline.

LEFT: Posing with coworker and possible boyfriend Brandon. RIGHT: MAX HODGES engaged in an intimate act with Brandon

A coworker of MAX HODGES has now testified publicly that “Max is queer.” Hmmm… are you sure? Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words. This article is 2054 words long.

FROM LEFT: Max Hodges; a Guinness World Record measuring stick; Previous Title Holder.

LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org extends a warm and well-deserved congratulations to our favorite TMZ presenter MAX HODGES.

LEFT: An irritable Hodges on Laundry Day attempts to knife our photag. RIGHT: This Highland Avenue cleaners is believed to be where Hodges has done his dirty work.

MAX HODGES’ first rate news reporting may only be matched by one thing: His beautiful on-screen wardrobe. We’ve received many reader emails questioning if HODGES could ever truly get the rank stench of TMZ off himself and his clothes. The answer remains unclear, but this Highland Avenue cleaners in Manhattan Beach could hold some clues. HODGES has been frequently sighted nearby, hauling an almost silly amount of Guns ‘n’ Roses and Van Halen T-shirts toward the establishment. Coincidentally the cleaners in question is only two doors down the sreet from Perfection Nails. After putting his clothes in the washer, locals report seeing HODGES sneak off to the nail salon, unable to stop admiring his beautiful cuticles upon return. We understand, MAX. Your hands have to look good to handle Harvey Levin’s big breaking news the way you do. It should be noted that there is a more seedy laundromat further north on Highland where HODGES sightings have also been reported. We believe MAX is switching between laundromats to avoid his swarms of fanatic admirers until he can afford a washer and dryer.

Spotted at Big Boy last night, Hodges deliberated intensely while a friend read him the menu, eventually deciding the Fruit-Topped Hot Cakes would be just right.

MAX HODGES was seen at Big Boy Restaurant in Burbank last night, pushing his decision making skills to the MAX . The TMZ spokesmodel experienced an array of emotions as a friend read the menu aloud. Three Egg Omlet: Denial. Cinnamon French Toast: Confusion. Big Boy Belgian Waffles: Anger. Goldie Locks HODGES finally decided that the Fruit-Topped Hot Cakes were just right for him. I’m sure we can all agree MAX HODGES is one helluva fruit-topped hot cake himself! We’d like to show the pictures of how much fun he had with his strawberries and whipped cream, but this is an all-ages website. The staff at Big Boy has revealed that HODGES, who is a regular at the establishment, is notoriously cheap and remarkably inarticulate when trying to convey simple ideas. We now have a better idea why the aspiring journalist was so enthralled watching Boris Becker read a menu and order his own lunch (see 9/7/08 story). MAX HODGES, you’re a big boy now!

FROM LEFT: Chubby Spikey boring some girl, Max Hodges really boring some girl, Dax Fashion.

If you’ve been exposed to the disease of TMZ lately, you’ve probably noticed that bright-eyed dim-witted surfer sleuth MAX HODGES hasn’t been allowed to speak very much. It seems the former “fan favorite” hasn’t been producing the goods like he used to. His coworkers Chubby Spikey and Dax Fashion have been presenting far more stories than the brilliant HODGES. This is very surprising considering HODGES is the journalistic mastermind responsible for breaking such stories as “15 Year Old Miley Cyrus Rides Her Bicycle” and “Matthew McConaughey and Family go to the Beach.” Whatever celebrity news HODGES is producing these days, it obviously can’t compete with the exciting foot scab scandal presented by Dax Fashion, or any number of gems produced by Chubby Spikey. The unlikely and unlikable Chubby Spikey seems to have really taken the reigns in recent episodes, presenting more non-news than any other TMZ non-personality. Unconfirmed sources inside TMZ report that MAX HODGES’ lack of airtime may have something to do with his coverage on this news website.

FROM LEFT: Sylvester Stallone in “Over the Top,” TMZ’s Max Hodges, The Hanson Brothers

Stunning new footage from TMZ’s daily broadcast may reveal yet another twisted dimension of media icon MAX HODGES. Not only is HODGES the go-to source for hard hitting celebrity news like Boris Becker Eats Lunch or Miley Cyrus Rides Her Bicycle, but he may also be an “Over the Top” afficianado and long lost Hanson Brother. HODGES was the impressionable age of 5 when Sylvester Stallone’s “Over the Top” premiered. Unconfirmed sources say the film about a trucker wearing his hat backwards while arm wrestling for custody of his child hit close to home for young HODGES, who had recently been given up for adoption by the Hansons due to his already obvious lack of talent. Shortly thereafter, MAX HODGES became resolute to reach celebrity status his own way; reporting silly celebrity news. Unconfirmed reports indicate HODGES hopes his rising celebrity status will one day lead to an audition to rejoin his family.