MAX HODGES made a festive return to Grand View Elementary School today, just two weeks after he was forced to resign from his tutoring position. Spreading the joy of the Halloween season, Hodges performed a song and dance for his former students in the media center. When asked about Hodges’ return to the school so soon after his resignation, Grand View Principle Steve Stevenson remarked “Well, he just showed up in his costume… like he does every year. We really couldn’t turn him away because last year he just cried and cried.” No word yet on whether his costume will be featured on today’s episode of TMZ.
Max Hodges performs a Halloween medley in the media center at Grand View Elementary, Manhattan Beach, CA.
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Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in In Hodges' Words, Real Hodges | Posted on 10-31-2008
In a new development on MAX HODGES’ myspace page, the 27 year old revealed he may not find his work at TMZ fulfilling. In the “occupation” section of his myspace profile, where Hodges had previously spoke of his past as a male model, he now proclaims “I wish I dug ditches.” There’s really only one thing we can be sure of here: If Hodges someday pursues his dream of digging into the earth with enormous backhoes, gigantic bulldozers, and huge dump trucks, the biggest tool at the job site will still be Max Hodges.
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Since being banned from his local laundromat in our October 22nd, report, MAX HODGES has had no choice but to showcase some of the most horrible, hideous, and heinous wardrobe selections ever created (all while appearing on a TV show that constantly ridicules people’s fashion). With no washer or dryer of his own, we expect Hodges will soon ask a friend to drive him to a laundromat he has not yet been banned from. Then it’ll be only a matter of hours until we’re again treated to Hodges’ favorite shirt, Ole’ Brownie.
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Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in Real Hodges, TMZ | Posted on 10-29-2008
Max Hodges takes time to contemplate an age old conundrum: “Are they laughing WITH me, or AT me? And, which one of those is the good one?”
It was a typical morning for MAX HODGES, breaking stories like “John and Jen got in their car,” and “Britney Spears rides in her car.” When presenting his “Chimps Drink Juice” story, Hodges had no idea he was about to be bitch-slapped by TMZ’s Big Momma. Interrupting Hodges’ presentation, Big Momma said “Max, you are more informative and articulate about these monkeys than anything else that you talk about!” Laughter spread throughout the room, forcing Hodges to wonder if his coworkers doubt his intelligence. There are reports that some within TMZ believe Hodges is indeed a buffoon (hyperlink added for Hodges’ benefit).
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