HodgesReport.comConstantly Reporting on TMZ Reporter Max Hodges

Yesterday’s episode of TMZ was truly a marathon of nitwits continually almost choking on their own vomit. Here’s a roundup of the programs highlights:

-Gold Digging Slut emphatically declared that a cow cannot give birth to a human.
-Droop Doggy Dog spent his 21st birthday at Olive Garden with his parents.
-Chubby Ballcap got incredibly excited watching footage of some guy blowing.
-Dax Fashion shattered our traditional perceptions of what Tupperware can be.

Last month it was revealed Harvey Levin calculates reporters’ pay based on LTPA story counts. In light of the current economic climate, LTPA will resume posting occasional story counts to help reduce the number of TMZ workers receiving government assistance.

Yesterday’s Story Count
- MAX HODGES: 8
- Dax Fashion: 4
- Big Momma: 3
- Chubby Spikey: 2
- Balding Lisping: 2
- Chubby Ballcap: 2
- Gold Digging Slut: 2
- Lane Meyer: 2
- Cake Decorator: 1
- Droop Doggy Dog: 1

Seen above is the comment Hodges left on a high school girl’s Myspace wall.

TMZ’s MAX HODGES is no stranger to Myspace correspondences. This case, however, is cause for a raised eyebrow or two. Hidden among the many comments about Sadie Hawkins dance, Graduating, sleepovers, and Winter Formal on the Myspace wall of a 17 year old Pico Rivera high school student, the 27 year old Hodges inconspicuously writes “I like your pictures.” This could mean one of many things:

-A lover of Ansel Adams, Hodges probably really enjoyed her camping photos.
-Being the sports nut he is, Max got caught up in her volleyball team photo.
-Maybe he’s interested in recruiting her to photograph celebrities doing everyday things.
-Perhaps Hodges just enjoys pictures in general because they don’t involve reading.