We occasionally get messages from people who’ve seen TMZ’s MAX HODGES somewhere other than their TV screens. Celia shared this touching story with us recently, and we’ve been meaning to pass it on. It’s a heartwarming tale of Hodges at a dentist visit, where he may or may not have introduced himself as “Max Hodges from the show TMZ.”
Celia G writes: Met Max at my dentists’ office. He’s well liked, well regarded, and very sweet with & to the staff. I had no idea who he was & thought he was just another cute client til he (w/very good manners) introduced himself and indicated his Job description- huh??? “No Way!” I said, and observed he’s the polar-opposite of being the self-described air-head on TV he claims to be. He was good-natured at my shockingly-forward rave about how cute I thought was -to his face, and smilingly tolerated my over-the-top enthusiasm about he “looks better in person” babbling too. Sigh, This guy’s a Tall, Healthy, Dreamboat if I ever met one (Great Eyes, Wow Smile!) and I hope his good humor, attitude and intellect take him wherever he wants to go in this life . . . Sure wish I was the Lady he’s lookin’ for when its time to settle down. . . maybe teach to surf into the endless summer with, whewww . . . what a nice guy. ; )
P.S. … yeah Max, thats me, that short, fat, homely, over-the-hill latina lady u met when u were in San Clemente w/a friend in Jan. Sorry if I embarrased u when we met.
This is a visual guess of what it must have been like to see Hodges in the dentist’s waiting room. By the time we got there, slippery Max had escaped.
“The great thing about being gay is no one expects you to get married, so you can go around and screw everybody … I don’t know why you’d want to get married if you’re gay. You get to go screw everybody you want.”
Our September 2, 2008 post showed TMZ’s MAX HODGES eloquently expressing his opinions about gay marriage and homosexuality in general. The accompanying video was promptly removed from youtube at the creator’s request (the creator of the video, not The Creator). It is now posted for public viewing again by it’s creator (not by LTPA). If you haven’t seen it already, click this link and hear Max explain his views on gay marriage.
Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in Story Counts | Posted on 04-14-2009
With such journalistic masterpieces as Serena Williams Puts Gas in Her Car and Henry Winkler Puts Gas in His Car, Monday’s episode of TMZ was enlightening from start to finish. Hodges’ performance lived up to all our wildest expectations. Here’s the breakdown of which unfortunates puked out the most Harvey feed.
Gaining notoriety as “that one dude from TMZ,” MAX HODGES was sighted at the Tony Alva skate shop in LA attending the Pnut X Alva Art Show. Sources tell LTPA they were unable to obtain photographic evidence of Hodges’ attendance because he spent the majority of the evening in the bathroom. However, his appearance at the art show is independently corroborated on the ESPN Skateboarding Website.
Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in Story Counts, TMZ | Posted on 04-09-2009
TMZ’s resident chimer Judge Dreads, who again didn’t pitch a single story of his own, chimed his way to a 1st place tie in yesterday’s abomination. Generally MAX HODGES is able to strut foolishly to victory, leaving his coworkers wondering how he does it. Not since Dax Fashion’s winning streak of late 2008 have we seen such a formidable challenger emerge against the Hodges. Now Judge Dreads has forced Max to enter a plea of “not victorious.” How long will this trial last?
Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in Story Counts, TMZ | Posted on 04-08-2009
Yesterday’s edge-of-your-seat episode of TMZ featured hot breaking news like Conan O’Brian Gets in a Car to Drive Away, and Miley Cyrus Walks Down the Street. The biggest story of the day, however, was the battle between Judge Dreads and fan-favorite MAX HODGES. Judge rose to prominence in late 2008, mastering the chime in technique to consistently rank among the top TMZ “reporters.” Despite not pitching a single story of his own, he scored brilliantly yesterday with 7 chime ins. Hodges, however, pushed his way to victory yet again with a total story/chime in count of 8!!! Here’s the breakdown:
Monday’s episode of TMZ featured a segment in which chime in master Judge Dreads sentenced the always insecure Lane Meyer to a moment of petrified embarrassment. Referencing our nickname for the pasty sad boy, Judge Dreads said “he looks like John Cusack,” joking that Joan Cusack is Lane Meyer’s sister. Here’s the video:
Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in Story Counts, TMZ | Posted on 04-06-2009
It’s been a while since we at LTPA have really sat down to watch that putrid filth we call TMZ. Sad to say, Monday’s episode proved as vile as most of what we’ve seen in the past. Here’s the breakdown of how much feces each miscreant was able to lob at Levin.
This is some new nameless moron who’s only job at Monday’s Mensa meeting was to point out that a Williams sister “got a little bit of a wedgie.” What a cool guy!
Despite several months without an update on HodgesReport, MAX HODGES’ simple-minded stupidness has continued to draw people from all over the world to the LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org website. With no new postings from 1/10/08-3/29/09 (due mostly to legal uncertainties which we’ve now resolved by moving our offices to Guatamala) the world’s demand for more Hodges has never been higher. LTPA is thrilled to continue being your #1 source for Max Hodges non-news and non-info.
A map of the most recent parts of the world to log on to HodgesReport.com. **Attention person in Ridayh, Saudi Arabia: Is this site really not banned in Saudi Arabia? info@LeaveThesePeopleAlone.org
