HodgesReport.comConstantly Reporting on TMZ Reporter Max Hodges

Here at LTPA, it’s a sad fact of life that people in some parts of the world are not as interested in MAX HODGES non-news as people in other locations. For example, we get plenty of visitors from the Philippines every day, but Hawaiians logging on are fairly rare. Over the weekend, however, anonymous sources revealed that TMZ Kingpin Harvey Levin and/or one of his lowly henchmen likely took time away from a beautiful Hawaiian vacation to catch up on the very latest Max Hodges non-news and disinformation at HodgesReport.com. An independent check of recent visitors to the site verifies that Waimanalo, Hawaii did indeed log on to HodgesReport.com during the the specified time period. At worst, this is quite a coincidence.

… we’re just sayin.

TMZ’s power house non-news rereporter MAX HODGES killed it in his favorite brownish flannel as he took home victory yesterday, presenting a bountiful amount of in-depth reporting like a celebrity walking to her car, a celebrity leaving the gym, and a dog on a swing (bonus points for the dog story). Shown at left, Droop Doggy Dog looks on as Max prepares a Kung Fu non-news death blow, shouting “SOPHIE MONK, SHE WAS OUT AND ABOUT YESTERDAY!” Some of Hodges’ most valuable and insightful commentary came during a discussion about a photo of pop singer Bono, where he revealed “Bono is in U2. U2 is, like, a middle aged rock band. He’s sporting his winter tan, too, in the middle of summer… in September.”

Wednesday’s Story Count: -MAX HODGES: 8 -Gold Digging Slut: 5 -Dax Fashion: 3 -Big Mama: 3 -Droop Doggy Dog: 3 -Chubby Glasses: 2 -Groucho Glasses: 2 -Curly Squeaky: 2 -Lane Meyer: 2 -Pippi Longstalker: 1 -Chubby Spikey: 1

Harvey Levin does a shocked double take to get a better look at someone he thought was Helen Hunt walking out of a hotel lobby.

Sources report TMZ Toolmaster Harvey Levin is enjoying some much needed time away from Los Angeles… much needed by the rest of LA, that is. A friend says that Levin, who reportedly maintains a ridiculously strict tanning regiment, is frolicking around the Hawaiian Islands and likely enjoying alcoholic beverages. It is believed that Horrible Harvey will also be partaking in a variety of other activities typically of great interest to TMZ reporters:

-Eating at restaurants
-Riding in cabs
-Going to the beach
-Walking through airports
-Buying pants
-and much, much more…

Stay tuned for developments in this EXCITING piece of non-news to see who will get to hold Harvey’s dry erase marker today!