9/3/09: Kung Fu Hodges, Champion
Posted by LTPA Staff | Posted in In Hodges' Words, Max Hodges Reports!, Story Counts | Posted on 03-09-2009
TMZ’s power house non-news rereporter MAX HODGES killed it in his favorite brownish flannel as he took home victory yesterday, presenting a bountiful amount of in-depth reporting like a celebrity walking to her car, a celebrity leaving the gym, and a dog on a swing (bonus points for the dog story). Shown at left, Droop Doggy Dog looks on as Max prepares a Kung Fu non-news death blow, shouting “SOPHIE MONK, SHE WAS OUT AND ABOUT YESTERDAY!” Some of Hodges’ most valuable and insightful commentary came during a discussion about a photo of pop singer Bono, where he revealed “Bono is in U2. U2 is, like, a middle aged rock band. He’s sporting his winter tan, too, in the middle of summer… in September.”
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Wednesday’s Story Count: -MAX HODGES: 8 -Gold Digging Slut: 5 -Dax Fashion: 3 -Big Mama: 3 -Droop Doggy Dog: 3 -Chubby Glasses: 2 -Groucho Glasses: 2 -Curly Squeaky: 2 -Lane Meyer: 2 -Pippi Longstalker: 1 -Chubby Spikey: 1 |
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